What I originally intended to do was get to the bottom of things, but falling into a well was not the sort of thing I had intended to get to the bottom of. You see it all began at night, without a flashlight, when I was out for an evening stroll. I had cautioned myself against it saying-- "Now, listen here!"--but no one ever listens to me, so why would I expect myself to listen to myself?
Stumbling outside in the darkness--for there was no moonlight or starlight--I walked stubbornly. The rest is a bit of a blur, but from what little I can remember I will reenact for you.
...and that's about all I can remember.
"Thanks for listening."